10. A dialogue box asks you to record your data
with a #2 pencil.
New employees have never seen floppy disks, such as those for your
You start the program the night before to make sure it has opened
by the time you get to work in the morning.
binding for your 783 page documentation is breaking--otherwise you'd
be able to sell it on the rare book market.
. Your charts print only on a plotter in the engineering department;
you have to take a number to assure your place in line for printing.
When the mainframe computer is down, you have to close your department
and take the day off.
To send data charts to another plant facility, you use carrier pigeons.
The last technical support person who understood your DOS program
In order to look at several related charts at once, you use scotch
the number one reason you need to update your SPC software:
program will not do Pareto analysis, because Vilfredo Pareto had not
been born when your program was developed.